I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts....
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Nora Ephron
Mercifully one forgets one's love affairs as one forgets one's dreams.
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Iris Murdoch
He could sell the Pope on financing a Mormon tabernacle.
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Anonymous
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large.
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George Carlin
My mother said "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said "Just wait."
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Judy Tenuta
More Quotes By Peter De Vries
I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but that children produce adults.
How I hate this world. I would like to tear it apart with my own two hands if I could. I would like to dismantle the universe star by star, like a treeful of rotten fruit. Nor do I believe in progress. <span style="margin:15px; display:block"></span>A...
Stein resented the sedative power of religion, or rather the repose available to those blissfully ignorant that the medicament was a fictitious blank. In this exile from peace of mind to which his reason doomed him, he was like an insomniac driven to awaken sleepers...
Human nature is pretty shabby stuff, as you may know from introspection.
